There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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