What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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