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(815): View more from Illinois

just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling

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(973): View more from New Jersey

her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.

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(815): View more from Illinois

It would be one hovered percent delicioui

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(605): View more from South Dakota

His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...

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(585): View more from New York

If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed

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(843): View more from South Carolina

Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....

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(1-618): View more from Illinois

Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂

(618): View more from Illinois

Your skills amaze me

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?

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