Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
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they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
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Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
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