So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
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May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
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2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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