I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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