If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
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My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
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I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
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