Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad