In the future we'll all be gay
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
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Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
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I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...