yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
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