i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
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I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
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At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
The ass gains better be worth it
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