It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
Randomize