so explain again why im purple
no
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
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