My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
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