Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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