that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
I need mimosas to revive my soul
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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