have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
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