It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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