is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
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I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
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I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
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That's how pantless uber rides happen
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
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