Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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