I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
So I'm dropping a fat deuce at work, and the lock on the stall door slips and the door slides open, when suddenly someone comes in. Now I have two options, I can either get up quickly and try to shut the door quickly (not easy to do with one hand) or I can just sit there and play it off like it's no big deal and I always dump at work with the door open. I chose option two, and it was as awkward as it sounds.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
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