I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
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