Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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