did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
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i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
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I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces