everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
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I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
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You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
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