I want to stick my p in your. b.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work