THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
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I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
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Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..