well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
Randomize
