Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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