Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
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