his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
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I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
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I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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