All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
What did we do last night that was yellow?
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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