Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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