OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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