Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
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