SEEEEXXX PLEASE
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
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