Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
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It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
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She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
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