Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
so i was sitting on this guys lap, and we were flirting and everything right..well his phone kept ringing, turns out it was his pregnant wife...she had gone into labor..
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
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I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
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Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
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