Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I just had sex on a roof
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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