I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
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