Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
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We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
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Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
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