But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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