Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
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Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
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I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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