i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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