I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
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I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
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If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
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I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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