He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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