nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
MIDGETS
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Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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