Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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