yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
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