Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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