At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
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I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
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I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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