Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
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Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
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Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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