Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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