i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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