I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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