How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
where am i from again
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
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Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
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Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
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