Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
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