I am in a vortex of obligation.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
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