awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
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There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
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Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
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