Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
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peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
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the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
Randomize