Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
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How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
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Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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