My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
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He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
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I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
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Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
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