Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
Randomize
